Forget the kids (not really) and make you some kick butt chicken with two simple ingredients, aside from the chicken.
1/2 c Italian dressing
1/3 - 1/2 c of red hot sauce
Mix them together and marinate your amazing chicken, while the kids boring chicken is marinating in plain Italian dressing.
Cook like you normally would in the oven or on the grill and watch as a party happens in your mouth